chav fish


a chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. the difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don’t understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
the average iq of a chav is lower than that of a fish.
“hey chav fish, how are you?”
“glug glug weed glug glug off you glug glug burbury glug.”

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