chavern
a pub or other hostelry where most of the clientele are refugees from the house of burberry closing-down sale in h-ll. from chav + tavern
have you been to the new wetherspoon’s in town? f-ck me, what a chavern!
yeah, i was there the other day, i thought the bnp were holding their conference or something.
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