chavs r us
jd sports, a chain of ‘sportswear’ shops which in fact exists purely to provide clothes for the great unwashed white trash of britain – kappa, nike, burberry etc.
‘i needed a t-shirt to paint in, so i went to chavs r us. i’ve never seen so many teenagers pushing prams.’
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