chavspotting


choose no life.
choose no job.
choose a career in benefit fraud.
choose a scally, dirty family,
choose a f-cking big rear spoiler.
choose bricks, petroleum,
windows, and paki off-licences.
choose f-ckin anythin ya can lobb.
choose a 1990s nova, sh-ggin yer mates mum and veneral disease.
choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and argos bling debts.
choose a 18-30s package holiday to benidorm.
choose to get yer girlfriend up the duff.
choose a set of 20inch alloy wheels to put on ur pile of sh-t of a car, which makes u luk like a sad f-ckin c-nt.
choose a bird, hu turns out to be a fat hairy b-st-rd on a sunday morning.
choose p-ssin on yer old school which u left at age 10 to go to a r-t-rd quarantine, wearin yer bling and stuffing f-cking junk food into your mouth that yer mate sk-nked from the burger king bins.
choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last in a miserable council home,
nothing more than an embarr-ssment to the selfish,
f-cked-up brats
you have sp-wned with yer 12yr old girlfriend to replace yourself.
choose trisha. choose no life.

choose a chav.

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