chawump
the distinct sound of a volkswagen vr6 engine, specifically intake. it has been said that a vr6 sucks in so much air, that you could very possibly suck small animals and even children to your grill.
dude 1:”oh you have a volkswagen??” -revs puny jdm engine-
dude 2: says nothing, steps on throttle once, chawump causes instant low barometric pressure
dude 1: “fuuuuuuuu…” -drives away slowly in defeat-
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