Cheatmooch


1. noun an adulterer who feigns loyalty to, while scavenging the resources of, his or her oblivious significant other : cheating wh-r-

2. verb to plunder the -ssets of a naïve lover while surrept-tiously sleeping with others
guy #1: “can you believe tom is still with amy? she’s just using him for his money and has been cheating on him with ken for months!”
guy #2: “yeah, she is a total cheatmooch.”

that guy is unemployed and lives off his 3 girlfriends. he’s cheatmooching all of them!

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