Ched Evans


1. a hero footballer who did what every sane, hetros-xual man would do when given the confidence, arrogance and respect that english football players are given by virtually all citizens of the uk

2. a real man who takes what he wants, when he wants

3. someone who has so much game, that his hot girlfriend continues to support him and love him unconditionally even when faced with the cold, hard facts about him

4. to rape a dumb sket
4. don: that girl is such a s-xy b-tch. look at her all dolled up just waiting for c-ck. whether she wants it or not i’m gonna ched evans that c-nt

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