cheek disconnect


the disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect b-tton. this is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
i was in the middle of an important discussion when i experienced a cheek disconnect. this occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect b-tton on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

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