Cheek Plow
a device used to separate an obese individual’s -ss cheeks. this device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. the device is often equipped with a sprayer that “mists” coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.
“nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. i have several layers of blubber that i need to peel back to get to this guy’s -n-s.”
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