Cheeky Dick Waffle


a cheeky d-ck waffle is a smart -ss who enjoys d-cking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
dandyman: i heard you knew how to make an entrance. if i had known you were going to do all this, i would have hung some union jacks for you.

alucard: hold on! did you put all this on for me? who are you?

dandyman: i am tubalcain alhambra or the “dandyman.” i may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture i would give them immortality.

alucard: and they f-cking bought that?!

dandyman: like discount pichi.

alucard: you cheeky d-ck waffle!

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