Cheerio Landmine


when small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
heather: “anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!”

anna: “ok mommy!” (running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

tom: (wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) “oh i am so tired..” crunch “oh d-mn it, i just stepped on a cheerio landmine. get the vacuum!!! annnnaaaaa!!!!!!”

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