Cheese Beanie


the “mould” growing under the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
person 1: ugh, my p-n-s is so itchy.

person 2: dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you’ve probably got one sp-wning.

person 1: what’s a cheese beanie? i might go to urban dictionary and find out.
the cheese beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.

the cheese beanie slogan is: minimum effort, maximum taste… mmmmm!

optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don’t take our word for it, go experiment…!
mate, you have just got to try a cheese beanie! it’s what your stomach’s been yearning for!

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