Cheese Danish
the gonorrheal juices of hamlet.
eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!
filling someone’s ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.
she was laying on her side when i blew my load, so i aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
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