cheese monkey


a rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
my velveeta is missing… must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
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a person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
stop picking ken and using his shoryuken over and over! you’re such a cheesemonkey!
a good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people’s hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.
man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.
a very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates george w. bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
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im a piece of cheesemonkey – ness! yo
monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
“so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys.”
someone who likes to sniff other peoples b-ms, any s-x or s-xuality.
“omg, he was cheese monkey-ing like a badman last night”
“eww really”
“mhm”
one who wears christmas sweaters during christmas.
you can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

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