cheese-shredder
sponge ruiner.
i have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. they don’t call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. because i wanted to clean it, and now i have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips…
a jerk
man, jonathan is such a cheese shredder! i hate him!
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