Cheese Slap


got slapped with cheese
marina is talking some serious sh-t then jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout…. cheese slap
when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.
guy 1: -sleeping-
guy 2: haha -throws cheese on face-
guy 1: -wakes up, startled-
guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.
to slap someone with a slice of cheese. first performed by cp dunbar in the summer of 2006.when cleaning the kitchen benjamin bowen was walking by cp and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

since that time i have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. best when used on new girlfriends.

recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand
-cp slaps ben with cheese-
ben: “wtf? did you just cheese-slap me?”
-cp laughs hysterically-
a slap done with the use of string cheese.
don’t block the cheese slap!!
a general word for any insult.
the weather man’s a cheeseslap. cheeseslap you! you’re full of cheeseslap. my car is a cheeseslap.

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