cheese whiz


a cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the -n-l region during urination.
also spelled as: cheese wiz
generally when i pee, it’s a cheese whiz. i am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. i can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at d minor seventh simultaneously.
bullsh-t, nonsense
do you have a theory here, mccoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
law & order, series 6 episode 18
the thing you put on toast when u dont want b-tter or jam
cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. the chemical is cheese.
the cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
canned non-food item!
mankind’s miracle in a can!
mmmmmmmm, cheesie
to fart while taking a p-ss.
the dude at the urinal just made cheesewhiz
weapon of m-ss destruction.
holy sh-t! those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.

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