Cheesman Excuse
an incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it’s an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): i’m very tired.
innocent bystander: it’s 1 o’ clock in the afternoon.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): i have to revise.
innocent bystander: you don’t go to school. wait a minute! that wasn’t an excuse at all! it was a mere cheesman excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! little do you know your days playing the b-ss are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
frankie: (of frankie and the fat kids) i’m taking this.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): er, okay.
an incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it’s an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): i’m very tired.
innocent bystander: it’s 1 o’ clock in the afternoon.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): i have to revise.
innocent bystander: you don’t go to school. wait a minute! that wasn’t an excuse at all! it was a mere cheesman excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! little do you know your days playing the b-ss are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
frankie: (of frankie and the fat kids) i’m taking this.
cheesman (of jamie and the cheesmans): er, okay.
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