Cheeto Fingers


the obvious sign that you have been previously consuming cheetos. identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. however, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of cheetos.

those aren’t cheeto fingers.

these are cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)
the unpleasant or pleasant orange or red residue left on the fingers after eating a bag of cheetos. can usually be cleaned by licking or washing hands several times.
gynecologist: hey buddy want my last cheeto?

guy: man i dont want your nasty -ss cheetos! youve been puttin ur gross cheeto fingers on all of em.
verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin’ hot) residue.
“there was a girl in the library cheeto-fingering the keyboard.”

“dude, please don’t cheeto-finger my xbox controller!”
nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.
i wanted to rub my eye but i had cheetofinger.
i’d date that girl but i’m afraid i’ll get cheetofinger.
usually only ocurs from getting twaked. when you smoke so many cigarettes your smoking fingers turn orange (quite noticibally)
person one: did you here that?
person two: you got f-ckin cheeto fingers dumb f-ck!
person one: ill shave it when i finally take a shower.
the residue left on your fingers after fingering a girl; usually white and chunky.
s-you want some sandwhiches?
m-yeah, you wash your hands after last night?
s-naw, i still got me some cheeto fingers

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