chemical cock


when your c-ck won’t get hard because you’re under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.
hoff: hey, f-cktard, that blonde b-tch said she wanted to f-ck you but you wouldn’t. what the f-cks wrong with you?
f-cktard: it’s all the llello dude, i got the chemical c-ck, and it may be permanent this time.
hoff: so your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? you f-ckin idiot.

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