Chendo Fumpit


when your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin’ yelp’ juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your c-ck when she gives you the stinkface and yell “fumpit!” as you run away laughing.
i got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2b.

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