Chengineering
simply put: cl-toral hood engineering.
the most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. for all those men (and/or women…you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched tw-t.
school of chengineering. enroll now!
sally: hey mike i recently heard you changed your major!
mike: i know, n-gg-. i just couldn’t handle nuclear engineering anymore so i switched to chengineering.
sally: chengineering? i’ve never heard of that. what is it?
mike: come hang out tonight and you’ll see. hollaa!!
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