Chesticles


a toned muscular chest and abdominal on a man. comes from being fit and working out. a man’s chest, abs, obliques that are ripped are chesticles.
omg he’s been working out look at his chesticles!

man you need to go to the gym and lift weights so you can build up your chesticles.
noun: female br–sts. derived from the male word “t-st-cl-s'”.
1) while playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) my your chesticles look lovely today.
chesticles. the female form of t-st-cl-s. also known as, b–bies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

scotty: check out the chesticles on her!
mitch: that’s my mum dude.
scotty: so?
1. female br–sts. aka b–bs, hooters.
2. the elusive “female intuition”.
3. the organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male’s p-n-s.
4. a woman’s second face.

1. misa campo’s got nice chesticles.

2. she dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. when your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
a slang term for either male or female br–sts
that woman has m-ssive chesticles
a humorous parody of a male’s t-st-cl-s, chesticles are an alternate name for a female’s t-ts.
man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i’ve ever seen!
when a woman with large br–sts reaches a certain age, the br–sts drop, or “descend” like t-st-cl-s, usually to the middle of the abdomin.
did you see that old woman??? she had some huge chesticles!!
what you get when you dive into icy cold water. the b-lls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.
the water was so cold, charlie got chesticles. his speedo flat as a ken doll.

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