chewbacca
wake your partner up by inserting your harry b-lls in her mouth and you’ll hear the sound of a wookee.
what example. definition says it all.
best star wars character. a big, hairy guy who growls and moans constantly.
chewy! what a wookie!
a larger than normal cr-p that rips out several -ss hairs that stick to it. this in turn causes you to roar.
johnny had to sleep half the day after last nights chewbacca episode.
before engaging in intercourse, you prepare by shaving your pubic hair. without her knowing, you hold your shaved p-b-s in your hand. while doing doggie-style, you pull out right before climax, and spit on her back (houdini). she’ll turn around think you’re done, then you c-m in her face and throw the excess pubic hair in her face (making her look like chewbacca) and scream with a loud chewbacca roar!!
wasn’t my rendition of the chewbacca spot on last night honey!?
1. a wookiee from the planet kashyyyk, who used to be seen in the company of smuggler han solo. chewbacca was killed on the planet sernpidal by the yuuzhan vong.
2. what your mom looks like when she forgets to shave her forehead.
1. aaaaarrrroooooooaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!
2. d-mn, b-tch, go rub some nair on that sh-t before you grow a chewbacca!
1. the most awesome f-cking creature that ever lived.
1. chewbacca is grrrrrrrrrrrreater than tony the tiger.
chewbacca is refferrig tho a woman who hasent shaved her vagia in a couple years so it looks like chewbacca went and made a new home there.
ohh uhh i cant wait…
…zzziiippp…
grgraaaaaaaa!
holy sh-t its chewbacca!
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