Chewish


a chew b-tch sports writer that never played a sport in his life
“man i hate dan shaughnessy”

“i know man, he’s so chewish”
a cheap chinese person or ch-nk; that may or may not practice judaism, they just need to be extremely cheap, like your typical jew. (yamaka optional)

chinese + jewish = chewish
chigger: “yo, what’s crackalackin?”
redneck: “can i trouble you fo 37 cents? need postage to mail sumting to my cuz, er i mean wife.”
chigger: “dem cracker, get to steppin, i aint got it”
redneck: “com’on, stop being chewish.”
when someone is talking while they are eating this is the language they are speaking
person1: “so mmm(crunch)mmm whats mmm(chew)mmm happening mm….
person2: oh, i didn’t know you speak chewish?

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