chi omega


a national sorority which holds high standards of its members. sisters in chi omega are individuals and have a high level of respect for themselves and others. sisters do, however, know how to have a h-lla good time, sober or otherwise.
“who’s gonna be at the bar tonight?”
“i dunno, but jess said a bunch of her sisters were going out”
“nuff said, we’re goin”
if we weren’t, we’d wish we were…
today we salute you miss. chi omega sister. not only do you have the looks, brains, glamour and pearls, but most importantly the cl-ss to back it up. sure, frat boys may talk to other ladies, but don’t worry, their only dream is to date a chi o. with your head held high and that sparkle in your eye, you are every guy’s dream and every girl’s envy. you can party like a professional with those pearls worn proud, yet still keep that frat-tastic cl-ss. if you’re dating a chi o lady, raise your hand. if you’re not, raise your standards. so crack open an ice cold miller light you s-xy chi o’s, and remember: there’s only one thing to be… and that’s a chi omega.
the best sorority at virginia tech and any other school for that matter!!! beautiful girls, high values, and knowing how to party!!!
non chi-o: hey, i heard the chi-0’s are having a crush party, i wish i could go
other non chi-o: me too, those are some hot hooties!!
this sorority is falling from their top position. they are rude, racist and definitely not cl-ssy. it’s time the sorority had a good hard look at their latest actions and reevaluated what they are sharing with the world. this is one sorority that has ruined the national image of a true sorority sister.
chi omega threw a mixer last night. they dressed up as native americans and pretended they were in a western.
a trashy sorority full of ditzes and sl-ts. often referred to as chi o they never do anything on campus that isn’t required of them, they are lazy and dumb.
chi omega theme song: chi ho, chi ho, it’s off to bed we go, with a delta chi between our thighs, chi ho, chi ho, chi ho, chi ho.
sl-ttiest sorority on any college campus. imagine any std and they’ll serve it right up!!!
chi-o ” i like the idea of men in skirts. easy access.”

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