Chi Psi

the epitome of a true gentlemen. founded as the first fraternity based on brotherhood, chi psi stands alone as the fraternity in which so few are a part of and so many are unworthy. may 20, 1841 marked the day of the colaboration of brotherhood with 10 holy men. philip spencer leading the way for a road into the eternal depths of intellectual, moral, and social life. the lives of four brothers of alpha psi, on the morning of december 7, 1906 will be mourned, and the flames which took their lives will forever keep a true chi psi out of the flames of h-ll. chi psi, a true fraternity.
and then this youth went up above, up where the angels play. he said “i am a chi psi true, you know i’ve come to stay.” st. peter met him at the gate. he said “we welcome you, the angels are all chi psi’s here and i’m a chi psi too!
the lodge… a fraternity the location of which few know, and few know actual brothers, when, in secret, they’re pretty kick -ss.
those lodgers from chi psi at michigan are pretty schweet.
have you seen borat? remember the scene where borat is in the rv with the fraternity brothers?

yep, they were chi psi brothers at the university of south carolina.

end of explanation.
girl 1: there’s a party at the lodge tonight.
girl 2: i’ll go, but i have to be drunk first because i can’t handle the awkward brothers there if i’m sober.
girl 1: d-mn straight. chi psi is so amusing.
noun. also known as “the lodge,” used to describe a physical or mental trait -n-logous to secondary males displaying concrete attributes of femininity in many primate and hominid populations.
someone called those chi psi guys a sideways b-tch in their own house!

really? did they wimper a sea of tears to douche their genitals with?

yes, how did you know?

what a great lodge representation?!
the lodge, where cake-eating p-ssys have trouble fighting there way out of a paper bag. you are more likely to find a member of lodge with freshman d-ck in their mouths than nothing in their mouths.
gerald’s in chi psi, he must be gay