Chicago Care Package
one partner f-cks the other in the -ss with a bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the bratwurst. this in turn causes the f-ck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. next, the two partic-p-nts sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal
in the morning, chris and brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their chicago care package. needless to say, the brat was ruined.
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