Chick Years
the number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age… signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
dude 1: “hey, brah… how old is your girl’s friend there? she’s hot!”
dude 2: “she’s 36”
dude 1: “oh, f-ck that… that’s like 108 in chick years…”
dude 2: “word.”
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