Chicken bomb
a technique used by p-ssed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing them. it involves bending over just when a farmer is leaning close, and then firing out an egg like a bazooka at around 65-70 mph into his face. those who get egg sh-ll in his eye get a standing ovation and double their daily ration of corn.
“ah sh-t. i just got chicken bombed. oh god i think i’m blind!”
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