a fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly)
sarah! i put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!
- amanda and ivana
the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous. “is that amanda and ivana?? they are like perfect.”
- pulled a clinton
a scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to f*ck up the very last minute. person 1:”bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. but then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line” person 2: “n*gg* pulled a clinton”
when you’re gonna say “yup”, but you’re a child at heart and can’t help adding an “e” and a “pie”. example: john:”did we have biology homework.” person that’s 14 (2): “eyuppie.” john: “shut the f*ck up you orange starburst.”
a man who will have s*xual intercourse with your mom,grandmother,stripper, prost*tute, sister, aunt,cousins,great grandmother and a man who has alot of confidence kevondae will tell you he has a small size p*n*s