chicken scratch


incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. sometimes not even they can read it after a while. the writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.
“dude what the f-ck did you write here?! i can’t read this d-mn chicken scratch worth sh-t!”
really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. most often it just looks like scribbles.
bob i can’t read your chicken scratch! what does this say??
when your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.
tom’s teacher complained that only tom could read his won chicken scratch.
a form of self harm where the harmer scratches himself/herself until they bleed
oh my god look at emmas chicken scratches!
my writing.
1) used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself
d-mn, i can’t read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?
illegible handwriting
i can’t read this chicken scratch………
excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. usually similar to; if not, a serial killer’s handwriting.
man i couldn’t read the note he wrote me. it was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.

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