chickenoid
a portmanteau of “chicken” and “humanoid.” humanoid is a term defined as “having human form or characteristics” and is often used in sci-fi shows such as star trek. chicken is, well, chicken… and the taste of x is often compared to that of the taste of chicken: “tastes like chicken!” thus a chickenoid is meat that “tastes like chicken,” but comes from a completely different animal.
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person a: mmm, snake steak!
person b: eww…
person a: what? snake tastes like chicken!
person b: huh, i never knew snakes were chickenoids…
person a: wtf…?
person b: it’s called urbandictionary… use it…
person a: …….
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