chide


antonym of “chode”. a p-n-s that is extremely long and very narrow.
thats not a swizel stick, its joe’s chide.
a needle d-ck (a d-ck thats super long but thin as h-ll).
it may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
chide is the feminine from of chode (p-n-s bigger around than it is long). it is a v-g-n- bigger around than it is deep. i’ve seen, in the deeper reaches of on-line personals, chode and chide mixer sites.
i was out of clean bowls, so i just ate my cereal out of lindsey’s chide.
instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.
that girl’s got chides like gargantuant peperonis.

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