just a straight thug.
your hear that clicking chief brown is coming….. run.
- armchair math
how to talk (or bluff) about advanced math topics you never studied before in order to sound “mathematically civilized” in front of strangers. at birthday parties, bob no longer needs to excuse himself, thanks to his new armchair math knowledge he recently acquired—from reading a dozen pop math books he borrowed from the public library.
while having -n-l s-x, you get a fajita and intensely toe f-ck it and when you’re about to c-m you sp-nk into the fajita, therefore adding you’re own sour cream. an action often used by mexican drug lords. juan sploodingled in my fajita yesterday. really hit the spot! 10/10 would recommend
the personality type that benefits and gains happiness from the act of angering or enraging others, and usually directing that anger at themselves i’m such an irophoric, i just p-ssed off every teacher in the lounge and i can’t stop smiling
the noise our cats make as they run around like mad for no apparent reason. is that an army of elephants dancing in an orgiastic drunken ritual upstairs? no. that’s just squishy and waffles gallumping through the living room.
- born blind
definition: an asian that has eyes so small it looks like they’re shut. sentence: chris: hey davit, that old asian lady is born blind! davit: oh d-mn!