Child Genius


a very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
their parents refer to them as a “child genius” to cover their pain and anger at their child’s stupidity.
christine: hey, can i enter my son job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

wasteman who organises the compet-tion: sure, what’s his iq?

christine: oh, he doesn’t have one, he’s a real child genius.

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