children punting
the act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. it usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
i heard larry and sarah went to children punting last night.
indeed. someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
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