chili commissioner
a well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili compet-tions. the earliest known chili commissioner lived in the united kingdom during the renaissance. they are long thought to have connections to the knights templar and other ancient orders.
hi, i’m the chili commissioner! i’d like to thank you for coming today! ha!
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