Chili Job
occurs after a magical combination of a hearty, filling meal of chili and an evening of challenging oral s-x (involving deep-throating or, in more colloquial terms, “throat f-cking”). the rigor of said oral s-x causes the giver to lose control of their gag reflex, thereby vomiting profusely on the member of the receiver of said blow-job. the unfortunate receiver completes the ritual by inserting his “chili dog” between the inviting buns of his nauseous partner.
“dolores and i had a wonderful evening last night! we started with an expensive bottle of wine, devoured some medium rare beef fillets, and finished with a satisfying chili job to round out the evening.”
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