chill your horse


basically means: calm the f- down; especially when you’re in a situation that is basically unnecessary
sam: i can’t go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !

daisy: chill your horse ! we’re coming back in 10 mins !

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