when a girl tosses a guy’s salad after he defecates without wiping. the guy then m*st*rb*t*s on her face with excrement all over it. the girl’s face will look like a cinnamon roll swirl of feces with s*m*n icing.
brent gave danna a chillicothe cinnabon at the catalina.
- pulled a jt
when someone just blew any chance you had with a girl. a total c*ck block situation. guy: so it’s getting late do you want to come back to my place and watch some netflix? girl: yeah sounds good. guys friend: dude i’m totally coming with! guy: dude you totally just pulled a jt. c*ck blocker […]
when you have to take a giant sh*t and it rips your *sshole. a burning sensation on the *n*s is usually present for a couple days joe: i took a huge berndog last night and my *sshole is still sore frank: dude, that sucks. lord have mercy on your *n*s. when you have to take […]
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sweedys hate human interaction and physical contact. they will never be your friend simply because they probably hate you. guy 1: “hey sweedy, want to hang out?” sweedy: “no. i hate you”