chilong


the chilong is a hornless dragon in chinese mythology. it has been adapted to modern slang to describe someone who talks cr-p unnecessarily, usually as a way to overcompensate for insecurities or self-perceived inadequacies. the short version being, little p-n-s, big mouth.
player-1 to player-2: nice block!

chilong: my grandma plays basketball better than you and she’s dead.

player-2 to player-1: ignore that douche. he’s just made because he has a small p-n-s.
person with small p-n-s and big mouth, nuff’ said.
cl-ssmate 429 : my story is gewd!

chilong : noob you suck at making stories.

cl-ssmate 430 : what a f-g.

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