Chimobile


noun. pr-nounced (chy-moh-beel) a compound word, combing the slang term chimo with the adjective mobile. a vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. typically recognized as a shoddy-looking chevy van or, in rarer cases, a volkswagen bus converted into an ice cream truck. the inside of a chimobile usually consists of sh-g carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of -ssorted hard candies, and a s-m-n-stained mattress.
observer: “wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? that’s gotta be a chimobile!”

narrator: the chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.

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