when curtis and henry finley squad up and knock the f*ck out of you
better watch the f*ck out before we chimp you out
adverb — behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act. i asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn’t know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.
when your cat threatens to scratch you if you don’t do what it wants. cat version of holding someone at gunpoint. my cat holds me at clawpoint until i pet him.
- angel jimenez
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- blizzard buddy
a bootycall used during large snowstorms. they’re calling for 10 inches of snow tomorrow. better get a blizzard buddy