Chinatown Surprise


a s-xually deviant act where an asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. the duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all partic-p-nts dip chicken fingers and those chinese bread rolls (you know which ones i’m talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
“i hope my never finds out about the chinatown surprise i received at my bachelor party in vegas.”
“i give you chinatown surprise for twenty fie dorrah!”

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