Chinese Baby


when playing ping pong, if the ball barely nicks the edge of the table it is called a chinese baby because it strongly resembles the sound of a chinese infant.
player 1: gee willakirs! what a shot!

player 2: that shot was a chinese baby because it barely nicked the edge of the table making it impossible to return.

player 1: haha because it sounded like a chinese baby! jk lol. no but really..

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