Chinese Bake-Away
the act and decision-making process of ordering a chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:
1)finding a menu while munted
2)deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world
the bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
a summer’s day. two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun’s rays. the lady pick up the receiver.
lady: mexican accent. “i would like to order a chinese bake-away … no, take-away”. giggles. “a baker’s dozen of your finest ribs…”
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