Chinese Blumpkin
performing c-nn-l-ng-s on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. named after red china.
“sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night,” said john, excitedly. “she asked me to give her a chinese blumpkin!
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