Chinese Efficiency
being as quick,efficient, and productive as a chinese factory worker.
also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
white worker:chinese worker 50:1
mexican worker:chinese worker 10:1
“i’m done with my homework already.”
“wow, you got chinese efficiency!”
“hey i heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker.”
“chinese efficiency!!”
“are you done with your homework?”
white guy: “no, i’m watching t.v”
black guy: “no, i’m doing crack, being a bad boy”
mexican: “no, i’m eating beans and practicing border jumping skills”
chinese guy: “ofcourse!!”
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