Chinese Firecracker


menu item that started at a chinese m-ssage parlor. the m-sseuse puts a peppermint tic-tac in a male’s pee hole, then gives a bl-w j-b till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- “dude, what the f-ck? it sounded like the fourth of july in your room last night!”

sammiam- “bro, that hooker gave me a chinese firecracker!!”
dude don’t put wasabi on ur p-ck-r .
chinese firecracker. it hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy

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